list of reasons to watch/not watch tv

Often the two are one and the same. My observations from Sunday night.

 

1. Comments like “I’m smart. I read books. I play beer pong. I party with the boys.” From America’s Top Model Season 903.
2. Hilary Clinton’s hairstyle: consistently bland/inoffensive since 2002.
3. All the SPIN you can handle in the alleged NO SPIN ZONE.
4. Endless SNL reruns.
5. Tony Romo acting all suave and etc.